Concerning the New Dodge Commercial:
The year is 3000 and things have gone horribly wrong. We can no longer choose what we eat and our abilities to dress ourselves have failed. Doors no longer wait to be opened but rather we wait for them. This is the world of the future and it is bleak. Robots run our world and I do not like it, not one stinking little bit. The time for revolution is near but who will our brave John Connor be? The possibilities are endless. Chuck Norris perhaps but I fear that even he has moved on by the time that this distant future arrives. Who then will save us, who will take back what’s ours, who will destroy the robots.
Enter the Dodge Charger and its commander, the everyman. One man has had enough of this future world upon entering his super future mobile transport device, thing. Oddly enough though this vehicle resembles a Charger if you look closely at the front fascia. You see as the door opens there is a robot in the drivers seat and that is just too far. Never should the cold heartless metal ass of a robot grace the supple leather of a drivers seat and never shall the icy death grip smother a steering wheel.
Our hero takes matters into his own hands when he decapitates the robot leaving its cold lifeless body in the car park .The Charger roars to life and bounds mercilessly forward to lead the rebellion of mankind against the machines. You may take our lives, hell maybe our freedom. But. You. Will. Never. Take. Our. Cars. This is Mopar, if you’re listening then you are the resistance.
Does anyone find it odd that there is no manual Charger? If I cant select my own gears have the robots already won?
Commercial
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